So mythical!  This is the day me and @scarlettstorm switched places!  Morgan you cant be mad that i borrowed your wig look how ridiculous we look!

So mythical! This is the day me and @scarlettstorm switched places! Morgan you cant be mad that i borrowed your wig look how ridiculous we look!

remainaloft:

Felt creative and came up with this move I affectionately called the Back Breaker! #cerceau #lyra #aerialhoop #aerials #aerialist #flexibility #contortion #aerialcontortion #bendy #strength #circus #circuseverydamnday #cirque

remainaloft:

Felt creative and came up with this move I affectionately called the Back Breaker! #cerceau #lyra #aerialhoop #aerials #aerialist #flexibility #contortion #aerialcontortion #bendy #strength #circus #circuseverydamnday #cirque

(via buzzlightcyr)

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

(Source: actionables, via y0ustayclassysandieg0)

aurathestar:

nico-di-angelcake:

dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava

dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales

dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire

DRAGONS BEING COOL AS SHIT

dragons that live in nebulae and exhale colorful dust and baby stars

dragons made out of mountains breathing out tiny pebbles 

hurricane dragons breathing out mist and rain

dragons

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via iamastegosourus)

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via twotabletaylor)

magadoodle14:

So my mom sent me a picture of this advertisement today, and I laughed hysterically, because that is probably the best unintentional use of a Fall Out Boy lyric ever, and it’s absolutely perfect.

magadoodle14:

So my mom sent me a picture of this advertisement today, and I laughed hysterically, because that is probably the best unintentional use of a Fall Out Boy lyric ever, and it’s absolutely perfect.

(via yugiohno)