May 2013
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vixikori:
knifefarty:
Why is 9 mad at 10?
Because 10 lost 9’s rose.
drxhanniballecter:
khajiduh:
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
hannibal no
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
ashleighlouliss:
highmiranda:
why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
fucking yes
You know what would be awesome?
daftwithoneshoe:
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stuftzombie:
daftwithoneshoe:
An episode of Supernatural called ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ guest starring Gordon Ramsay playing himself possessed by a demon.
So just playing himself?
Yes, but more like ‘this virgin is so undercooked she could give birth to the next son of God at any moment!’ or ‘I’ve met hell hounds who can prepare a more elegant meal than this...
projectheartless asked: How hard do you want Kentucky to go?
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Ask me stuff? Entertain me. Kentucky doesn’t know how to go hard.
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robcoindustries:
see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art
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